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November 19 Surprise Surprise Woooohooo…Partyyyy… Take advantage of Free, Exclusive Photo Galleries of
the hottest babes in their Birthday Suits! May 19 THE DIETERS GUIDE TO WEIGHT LOSS DURING SEX ACTIVITY / CALORIES
BURNED REMOVING CLOTHES.. With partners' consent 12 Without partners' consent 187 UNHOOKING BRA.. Using two calm hands 7 Using one trembling hand 96 GETTING INTO BED.. Lifting partner 15 Dragging partner along floor 16 Using skateboard 3 ACHIEVING ERECTION.. For a normal healthy man 2.5 For a normal healthy woman 549 Losing erection 0.5 Searching for it 115 PUTTING ON RUBBER.. With erection 1.5 Without erection 300 INSERTING DIAPHRAGM.. If the woman who does it is: Experienced 6 Inexperienced 72 If a man does it, regardless of experience 680 (add 5 calories for retrieving it from across the room!) With womans consent 50 Without womans consent 300 INSERTION.. If woman is ready 0.5 If man is not 274 ORGASM.. Real 27 Faked 160 POSSIBLE SIDE-EFFECTS.. Bouncing 7 Sliding around 9 Serious skidding 12 Whiplash 27 ORGASM INTENSITY SCALE.. Shoes flew off 35 Expression didn't change 0.5 Orchestra played 6 Birds sang: Large birds 7 Small birds 3 Earth moved 30 Contact lenses bounced off ceiling 50 PULLING OUT.. After orgasm 0.5 Just before orgasm 500 PENIS ENVY.. For woman 3 For man 72 AGGRAVATION FACTORS.. Partner keeps showing you his/her plants 5 Partner insists on cuddling dog/cat 14 Partner is taking phone calls 7 Partner is making phone calls 40 GETTING CAUGHT.. By partners' spouse 60 By your spouse 60.5 Trying to explain 165 Trying to remain calm 100 Leaping out of bed 25 Getting dressed in one large motion 300 Thanking partner quickly 2 POSITIONS ACCORDING TO NATIONALITY.. Italian..man on top, woman in kitchen 26 Russian..woman on bottom, man getting permission 55 English..side by side with lights off 10 Scots..woman on top, man on whisky 69 American..both on top 60 POSITIONS ACCORDING TO PREFERENCE.. Missionary 45 Soixante neuf 69 Doggie fashion 120 Doggie fashion (with barking and yelping) 150 March 03 WHY SEX IS LIKE A ROLLER COASTER It goes like this - you get it on
with your partner. There is anxious anticipation as you start. You start slowly,
climbing your way to the top. There are smiles exchanged, and giggles, maybe even caressing or hand holding. The excitement builds and builds. It nears the top. The expressions on faces become wondrous and excited. Then as it hits the pinnacle, things move very fast. There's a quick motion, the heart races with complete excitement; faces are all in total pleasure. Arms are flailing, heads are bouncing, and there is some noticeable screaming going on. The rest of the ride is up and down, twisting and turning, lots of bumping, sometimes in the light, sometimes in the dark, sometimes there's a surprise, and sometimes it becomes all too familiar but always...always...at the end, there's a big smile on the face, hair is all messed up and everyone is talking about how great it is while some of them say, "I wanna go again"...
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